Scribbles of An Ape

Here I am all alone. She left me to go have a sleepover with her friends. She's going to something called Scary Acres. She better have fun because now I'm alone. She left me with her mom who’s in the living room and is not paying attention to me. I'm sitting on top of her nightstand and there is absolutely nothing to do. Nothing for me to erase and nothing for me to correct. I'm hoping she comes home soon. It's only been a couple hours and I'm starting to get bored. I wish there was something to do. Instead I have to stay here in solitude.

I made some friends today. My new owner just put me in her backpack and there lie new friends for me. They all treated me kindly and greeted me wonderfully. There was an English grammar book in there and she told me I had nice eyes. Her pink notebook said that she was happy to have someone new to talk to. Even the purple notebook had nothing but nice things to say. I was delighted when I these people because I thought I would just be lonely. When I was in that other girl's bag she just had me in a little confined area. I had no one to talk to and I was just in a black hole. Now at least I can enjoy myself in this new bag.

What kind of eraser am I you say ? I'm just a regular old pink eraser from Clean and Clear. I'm called Pink Eraser. There isn't anything special about me. I just erase nothing less and nothing more. When people see me they don't think of anything else of me. I'm mostly used on term papers and meaningless projects. I'm pretty much affordable and no one eve hesitates to buy me. Some kids chew me and other kids just rip me to shreds. Sometimes I'm even thrown at other people for fun. Kids like to trade me sometimes and some kids actually value me. Some kids are actually lost without me. They can't live without their eraser. They need me in order to function in class. What can I say ? I'm just your regular old eraser. A pretty timeless item I might add.

Deep in a dark dark world there lived a magical tool. In this world there were many other tools like it but this one different. What is this tool you ask? This tool is called an eraser. The world that the eraser inhabit is called Pentel. In Pentel only the most effective erasers live. All the erasers here are white crisp blocks. These blocks come impeccably wrapped in a blue and white package. This package allows only one end of the eraser to be exposed. Erasers like these can't afford for both ends to be dirty. It's unheard here in the land of Pentel. Erasers here are only used by the cream of the crop. You have to be the most skilled artist, the most successful doctor or even the smartest mathematician. You just can't be an mindless eight year old and use erasers from Pentel. You can't bestow your hands upon this high quality hi-polymer eraser. These erasers erase completely with no effort at all you. Having this eraser in your possession makes any task that much easier.

We all know who Charlie Sheen is right? He's always talking about winning or "twinning" for that matter. He's known for drinking tiger's blood and doing insane amounts of coke. He's also known for being associated with multiple prostitutes and just all around being all around outrageous. Aside from all the outrageous claims, he's most known for being on the TV show Two and a Half Men. Of course he was recently killed off the show because of the way he carrying himself. My question is who cares? Or another question could be should he have been killed off on the show? Everyone was really in an uproar about his tweets and they were almost excited that he was off the show.

Guess what? He's due for his own show know so now what. I could really care less what Charlie Sheen doing and who he is doing it with for that matter. This goes back to my post about Senator Wiener. People do the same things that Charlie are doing everyday if not more outrageous and nobody pays attention to them. Now can someone tell me exactly what the big deal is? There is no big deal. Again people just need to mind their business a let life go on. Of course it won't happen because what Charlie is doing is said to be so hostile and heinous. My biggest issue with everything that is closely related to these situations is why don’t us normal people get this kind of publicity. Celebrities are just like you or I and shouldn’t be receiving any kind of special treatment. Giving him all this publicity doesn't make anything any better. Everyone should just him be.

Everybody knows about the age old debate of the death penalty. You either have death by the chair or by lethal injection. Most people say that it's cruel and inhumane. No matter what the crime people usually believe that the death penalty is wrong and it should never happen. I'm still wondering exactly what kind of sense that makes. Of course everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but at what point does it become ridiculous.

I personally am pro-death penalty. I'm pro death penalty for endless reasons. To think that someone could brutally murder a family and just get sent to jail is astounding. To think that a little girl could be raped and have her innocence taken away without any justice is absolutely horrible. The death penalty was not invented just to not be used. People constantly argue that don't you think it's better to give them a life sentence in jail and them rot away. NO! This is not even close to the truth. You don't rot away in jail at all. You are still able to contact your family and receive visits. You are still able to eat, drink and pee. You basically live in luxury if anything. You rarely do anything for yourself and you get free time to go out and play ball. What kind of logic is this? Now take into consideration that the person that was killed can no longer see their family let alone spend time with them. The person who is dead can no longer eat, drink and pee. That little kid can no longer go out and play ball like you. That person's life is gone forever. The person who was raped will also be mentally and physically scarred forever. Also the death penalty is the right choice because the person who commits such heinous acts may end up dead in jail anyway. The people in jail cells also could believe in the death penalty and kill you because they feel so strongly. I also personally believe that if you are going to kill someone so brutally than you should be killed the same exact way but of course that isn’t humane, so you might as well just get right in that chair. If you’re going to rape someone brutally then of course you should be raped twice as bad but of course that isn't humane, so just hop right into that chair. No matter what I will always believe in the death penalty because it’s the most humane thing to do rather than killing the killer yourself.