Scribbles of An Ape

Lady Gaga. Gaga. Stephanie. Stephanie Germanotta. The girl who was seen on boiling points. The multimillion dollar pop star that comes up with new music every day. An advocate for the LGBT community. Whoever you know her as; the point is you probably know her. What I don't get is what all this hype is about is? I mean she's basically just a cheap imitation of Madonna. I mean sure she's supposed to stand for all these good things but lack of better words she's just a hussy in a meat suit.

Everyone these days just loves Lady Gaga. Everyone thinks that her music is fantastic. Most people think she is just this great person because of the fact that she supports all sexual orientations. When in all reality Lady Gaga's music pretty horrible. Her music is repetitive and basically talks about nothing. She talks about pretty pointless things. She's just a poor excuse for a music artist. She's not really that great of a singer and in reality she's a rude sour woman. She has been caught badmouthing Adele in an interview. She's said to have been rude to her fans. Lady Gaga is not really worth all the hype she's been given. Everyone likes her because she's supposedly "different". When really she's trying so hard not to fit in that she isn't different at all. She shows up in all these inventive outfits. Her hairdos are supposed to be these complicated things. If you really look at her all of her outfits are trash and her hairdos are all beehives. Lady Gaga isn't really a celebrity. She's just a confused hussy that happened to get famous.

Recently the TV show Sister Wives has come and many people have had different views on it. If you aren't familiar with the show then I'll brief you on it. The show is about a man who chooses to live the polygamist lifestyle. He has a total of four wives with 16 children. They used to live in a house together but have recently broken in to 4 different houses. The husband is responsible for moving to house to house in order to see each of the wives and their kids. The biggest issue with this show is obviously that both the husband and the wives have chosen to live a polygamist lifestyle. Polygamy meaning having multiple life partners.


Of course the majority of people are saying that this is wrong. They often say that the Bible doesn't allow for this type of love. There are many excuses as to why people think this is wrong. Notice the word excuses because they purely are excuses. People are allowed to do whatever they want and when they want so long as they aren't hurting anyone. This means that the sister wives and their husband along with any other polygamists should be ignored and be allowed to do what they want. I believe that everyone has a right to choice. Choice including any and everything that you chose to do with "your" life. If this polygamy is legal then obviously it isn't a problem. If it wasn't legal then it still isn't a problem. The people reciting Bible verses need to sit down reread the Bible because it doesn't teach you to be rude and judgmental.

Here I am all alone. She left me to go have a sleepover with her friends. She's going to something called Scary Acres. She better have fun because now I'm alone. She left me with her mom who’s in the living room and is not paying attention to me. I'm sitting on top of her nightstand and there is absolutely nothing to do. Nothing for me to erase and nothing for me to correct. I'm hoping she comes home soon. It's only been a couple hours and I'm starting to get bored. I wish there was something to do. Instead I have to stay here in solitude.

I made some friends today. My new owner just put me in her backpack and there lie new friends for me. They all treated me kindly and greeted me wonderfully. There was an English grammar book in there and she told me I had nice eyes. Her pink notebook said that she was happy to have someone new to talk to. Even the purple notebook had nothing but nice things to say. I was delighted when I these people because I thought I would just be lonely. When I was in that other girl's bag she just had me in a little confined area. I had no one to talk to and I was just in a black hole. Now at least I can enjoy myself in this new bag.

What kind of eraser am I you say ? I'm just a regular old pink eraser from Clean and Clear. I'm called Pink Eraser. There isn't anything special about me. I just erase nothing less and nothing more. When people see me they don't think of anything else of me. I'm mostly used on term papers and meaningless projects. I'm pretty much affordable and no one eve hesitates to buy me. Some kids chew me and other kids just rip me to shreds. Sometimes I'm even thrown at other people for fun. Kids like to trade me sometimes and some kids actually value me. Some kids are actually lost without me. They can't live without their eraser. They need me in order to function in class. What can I say ? I'm just your regular old eraser. A pretty timeless item I might add.

Deep in a dark dark world there lived a magical tool. In this world there were many other tools like it but this one different. What is this tool you ask? This tool is called an eraser. The world that the eraser inhabit is called Pentel. In Pentel only the most effective erasers live. All the erasers here are white crisp blocks. These blocks come impeccably wrapped in a blue and white package. This package allows only one end of the eraser to be exposed. Erasers like these can't afford for both ends to be dirty. It's unheard here in the land of Pentel. Erasers here are only used by the cream of the crop. You have to be the most skilled artist, the most successful doctor or even the smartest mathematician. You just can't be an mindless eight year old and use erasers from Pentel. You can't bestow your hands upon this high quality hi-polymer eraser. These erasers erase completely with no effort at all you. Having this eraser in your possession makes any task that much easier.